I was in TIGER TIGER on Monday night and let me tell u, if it was any LAMER!! i think i would of been sick in everyone face.

I swear it is one of the worst clubs in Aberdeen.

Every bar was FULL, but not with bartenders! NO... 2 bartenders on each bar with 100s of people waiting for drinks.

Its a pitty i wasnt FEMALE, because no matter what the asshole MALE bartenders served them 1st.

NEVER EVER have i seen a more shallow bunch of people jammed into one place... it was quite sickening to be honest.

Dressed up with no class thats how i see it... just because you dress smart and look after your appearance.. doesnt mean you can neglect your personality and still come across as HUMAN.

LAME LAME LAME... get some class you common scum brainless dancing drunk monkeys

tiger tiger is poor.trys to be classy but jst attracts twats.u mayb think its gd and if ur managin to piss off the snobby girls that go ther plz keep it goin jst to put their noses out of joint.the fat asian bouncer is a TWAT,110%

Alright!

Shannus min! E min Ken wiz nae wrong aboot this place like! Raspect to youse like E min! The place is full o' blokes called Josh or some other gay name ken. The birds are worse, all Elisabeth wi their Doltche and Gabanana bags like - bams e' lot them!

Ken, i'd heard aboot this place bein' da best in e' whole toon like. Me n' Jolene - ma bird ken - got a' dolled up and went doon last week. We got in nae bother like, started spiking ta a bloke. Asked him like "Min, got any pills?" He goes "pills??" Fuck, shouldve seen his pus, looked liked id asked him fit time the next space plane left for the moon like! Me n Jo went a' aboot asking ken but nein o' them had fuck all. Music wiz shite an all ken so i goes to Jo to steal some handbags ken. Nae a bad night aftir all!





"'cause i da gi' a fuck, ken!"

i went here a few months back to see kenny dope gonzales,first impressions ,the decor was very nice but there seemed to be a lot of people wearing beret hats and snake skin boots,it was a posers haven,not the kind of place there would be trouble,drinks were extortionate,and the doormen kept eyeing myself and my friends up as if they were expecting trouble which i didnt understand as me and my friends are not the type to cause bother,kenny dope was class although he looked disinterested maybe due to the obviously filthy rich crowd and the lack of atmosphere,wouldnt go back,snaffles a much better crowd with better atmosphere and musically wipes the floor with this "pretty boy" club.

This place is fuckin tripe ken, full o predensish pished up ponser pedigree poser types ken!!

Nah chats in there or nutin, just coked up oil workers drolin over the rich tarts.

Tha did nea even let skegzer, dadzer dany ah mysel in twa weeks ago ken. Dadzer's like the hardest guy in logie, ya always let him in ken!! Every time we go to metro or the cotten club dadzer gets the red carpet treatment.

Na taste, wana let us ihn wee trainers, dah even think about wearin a burbery hat.

Women are tight (nea chance gettin a shag unless ye buy them 10 EXPENSIVE drinks) and the wifey bitches dress really posh and trying to show off. Most dah even tak pills like, (ken?)!!

ta summerise diss place is fuukin shite like, ah rather ga te the metro ken!!

Fea,

E Min Ken

OMG i used to like this place but recently i went and i felt sick at the sight of all the posers shmoozing and mincing around, the girls ALL wearing F***ing gypsy clothes and the guys thinkin they look hot with their mullets, i mean whoever said the mullet was back in fashion an any1 who has1 should be shot. Go to Tiger Tiger if feeling like you want a good laugh (laugh at all the posers that is)
Avoid Tiger if feeling depressed...mite jus end up killing yourself...

This place is getting tiresome, the same shitty hip-hop and RnB downstairs, and the upstairs dancefloor is too damn small to enjoy. Only go when university term is on, otherwise you'll get the local bums hanging around there.

I really liked this place. Not from Aberdeen so basically get taken where my mates want to go. Usually Liquid so I was pleasantly suprised last time I visited and got taken here. Much more my kind of place. Went on a Monday and it was packed. Although I've heard that its mainly old men other nights of the week

I thought it was good the first time i went but i wasn't paying and i was BLEEZIN!!! Far to expensive and they're not to happy about me going in wearing wot i usually do considering i go to MOSH most nights!

Heard the bouncers have been issued with a 'talk people out of the building' policy rather than being allowed to do their jobs. An example of a place so far up its own arse it farts and coughs at the same time. Will suit the 'blonde spiky mullet' crew of Aberdeen down to the ground.