i love it just a great nite out! i love the bouncers lol esp one bouncer gives me lovin lol

im a boat regular weehoo! i live it to be honest i know all the bouncers n barman and its just a gud night out, altho i do prefer other places in newcastle

I nearly had a fight with some queen from Liverpool, him and his mate kept high-kicking their way across the dancefloor and limboing underneath a blow-up doll...

i love the boat, esp the dj, he gives me some lovin' everytime i see him ;)

vag, 20

C'mon you luders!!Wat more do you want from a night out? Loadsa drink, variety of music, every shape and size of woman possible and well if your drunk enough you shouldnt even smell the shite!! Cheer up. The Luvboat woz ma best night out eva.

I just went there last saterday, goin again this saterday (22nd January 2005. I think fridays nd saterdays r the best nights at the boat! lol sumtimes when i go there sum of the people mistake me for a bouncer coz i wear a black shirt. Once i was standin near the front entrance waitin for my mates everyone kept showin me their tickets lol.

well am going next thursaday with me crew so it better be decent coz am going to get wrecked

I went to the boat on thursday wre you pay a tenna and you get free drinks it was fuckin great. The dance floor is amazing and the tunes are wicked. i now go every thursday cause it is too good to miss plus there is fit lads i had met qite a few but i only ring one of them. You's should all go its a really good nite.

Wouldn't be too bad, IF IT WAS CLEANED ONCE IN A WHILE!!

it would be a fantastic venue as it is very well laid out etc, however its time you introduced REAL music,if i wanted cheese i would go to the shop!! throw the vinyls over board!! i used to go there too when i was younger n hadnt been there for a number of years as i moved away n iam sure it was the same old 12inches spinning around, please stop giving other djs a bad name!!