Used to be a good looking muscly - from Saltcoats I think working in there - does anyone remember or know what he's doing now?

Since the arrival of Adolf behind the bar this pub has gone from bad to terrible.

Used to be a crackin pub until they got that bird we the face like a bag'o'spanners behind the bar (is it Justine?) and all the rest of the tim barmaids.
Bring back John Robb!! i'd even settle for the horse.

THE ONLY PUB IN LARGS WHERE YOU CAN GET A VODKA AND COKE
AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY TASTE THE VODKA IN IT.

Karaoke not to missed.....but make sure you're hammered because the singin'is mingin'!
Stand near the door as well for a quick exit when 'the fids' clearance begins.And if you're not going with them you can watch 'the nanny' that is !

Awright if yer a pure ugly hun wae a Union Jack wrapped roon ye. Bams singin the sash on the karaoke the lot man. Bunch o' wank, wank, wank.....good guy?..naw he's a wank anoll