ah yip.ministry 1st for the free drink/entry wi a flyer.but quickly in and out cuz its shite.also get a snapfax gets u nd ur mate another free drink.then leave asap

The only reason anyone should ever go to Ministry is for the free drinks on the flyers they hand out, as a stop between Jam and Liquid. Its shite, and usually empty, really went down hill a year or two ago.

last time i was in here it was absolute shite. there was 8 people (including 4 of us) in at 12 on a monday night. student night, where in the hell were the students!
But saying that i have heard good reports recently from a number of different people saying that its picked up quite considerably so might have to go along and check it out. drinks are really cheap if the flyers are anything to go by. 79p for a vod + mixer! can't go wrong with that.

ministry is to classy as it is to good....pure shite. should be renamed club pretentious. bouncers entry checklist...blond hair? check..short skirt? check..under 15?check...hello darlin.

79p on a monday n wednesday 4 all mainline spirits n bottles,including corona,miller,vodka,vk's,draught and shooters how can this ever be bad ?? 2 4 1 drinks on a friday nite ( yes on EVERYTHING) Every saturday nite for the whole of october a big name DJ ! Hed kandi 15/10, k-klass 22/10 and tall paul 29/10 wat other clubs in aberdeen can offer that !! Judge jules n Dave pearce coming soon ! Ministry is the place that u either love or hate, but make ure own decision dont listen to everyone elses opinions ! :@)

this club is not fun at all, i agree with most of what is said on this page - posers only out on the pull and their main target being a whore wearing just underwear. full of despeerate women and old men scowering the room for a one night stand. my rating - 1 out of 10, the 1 being for the comedy of wannabes

XxX I like this place and i aint blond or aint got blond highlights well not now anyways the bouncers are okay cheap drink all gd :D XxX

SHITE! Feel infected just sqeezin past the slaggs in there. Anyone that pulls in that club...get tested! The place is rank, stinks of pisch and puke. And that bouncer with the train track wiggley blonde highlights in his hair...eh? Whats what about? He's and arrogant twat! Come on the other bouncers must beat the living shit outta him...Prick! Guess he feels bigger than all the skinny nob jacket under-agers that enter that club! God I hate that place!

Fuckin shite, its like drum wiv out the atmosphere, good musioc and chats min.

Toffee pop wankers ga ta this place an a-thing, but there is jus in it fer tha tarts and shite music, ta be honest id rather shoot maself than re-enter the premisis (maybe cos am banned) but that aside Ayde rather go to metro or drum or cotten club.

Ma mane man Tommy D get troon oot fer pukin in tha quines toilets!

Avoid this poof den, expensive drinks, expensive women and youll get started on a rowdy arsehole, who you will have te batter an up gettin banned.

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shitee oot a 10

Music is pants, girls wear practically nothing and the lads think they're Brad Pitt. Cheap drinks tho. I've been twice and never again. Too hot, too cramped and to all over the place and too may stair for any one in heels.