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| Age | 30 | | Gender | Male |
| Location | Stonehaven |
| Interests | Football, rugby, judo |
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Espionage, Frankensteins, Jam, Liquid, O'Neill's, Triplekirks | | Occupation | Student |
| Biography | 1983 - Born in a mud hut outside Kabul, raised by bald Japanese monkeys.
1990 - Broke free from Kabul and those blasted monkeys and hitchhiked to France. Made money by pickpocketing idle tourists on the Champs Elysees.
1995 - Made my way to the UK by stowing aboard Eurostar. Lived in the basement of Buckingham Palace, developed a fetish for wigs.
2001 - Voted off the French version of Big Brother because i refused to wear any clothes and say nothing except for "Keep out of the black and into the red, there's nothing in this game for two in a bed" in Arabic.
2004 - Was threatened with extradition to the US following a protest campaigning to put a stop to US Parliamentary elections and for George Dubya to remain President for life.
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